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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the plastic surgeon who hung himself? (Wait for it...)"

"I was speaking to a black man the other day, when I said I suffered from Deuteranopia he asked 'Are you being racist?' I said 'no, I don't see colour'"

"LPT: if you are lost in japan, ask for soy sauce ...it will shoyu the way"

"What did the dad say to his baby who's being breastfed? You mothersucker."

"Valar morghulis the feminist extremists' motto."

"Chuck Norris caught all pokemons. With nokia 3310."

"What happens to someone who gets attacked by bees? They get bee'd up"

"My sister told me I'd never be able to kill a man with my pasta... ... She soon learned that the penne's mightier than the sword!"

"cindy and president cindy to his friend"" me and the president of the country are equal"" ""how?""his friend asked ""look i dont go his home and he dont come my home"" cindy replied"

"What do you call a ghost chicken? A poultry-geist!"