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Joke of the Day

"What's the first place Dora explored? The mexican border."

"I always wear a wet suit and goggles to the pub so I don't look like an idiot when I wake up on the beach in the morning."

"Mankind have spent time equal to 7857 years watching PSY Gangnam style only. Shame on you people."

"I'm a optimist ...at least I think so"

"Are you alright? No. You're all....left"

"How do cats eat spaghetti ? The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!"

"What does a witch use to see if her spells are going to work? Spell check!"

"Did you know Helen Keller had a swing-set in her back yard? ...neither did she"

"When a couple I'm friends with splits up, I always choose sides with the one who won't ask to sleep on my couch."

"Why couldn't the retarded man talk normally? He was trying to hold the door"