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Joke of the Day
"Are you alright? No. You're all....left"
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"I don't go on Facebook much so Dave, if you're seeing this, thanks for the invite to your 2007 New Year's party, hope you had fun dude."
"A guy I know got hit in the head with a can of soda He was lucky it was a soft drink"
"How come no one liked the Chinese food enthusiast? He was a mega lo meiniac."
"You know you spend too much time with your kids when there's Sesame Street music in your head while mentally undressing women."
"Wait. I'm not cool cuz I'm home on a weekend night? You mean my home I own? With no landlord, neighbors or...parents? Wow, I'm such a loser."
"When the Williams sisters' play against each other, who sits in Venus's box? Old Dick i.e. Richard Williams, her dad"
"College: Now that you're making tons of money with your degree, please donate back to us every year Me: lol College: lol ikr?"
"sometimes i get frustrated because u cant put numbers in caps 12 am I screaming? you'll never know"
"How does batman order his iced water? ""Can I get that..Just ice"""