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Joke of the Day
"What did the lonely hedgehog get at the sex shop? A pinecone."
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"Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just... not Yeti."
"Scientists have successfully grown vocal chords in a petri dish The results speak for themselves."
"Diagnose Doctor: Well, those results look bad... Patient: How bad are they? Doctor: It depends, how old are you? Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't."
"When your boss says ""you're getting a little behind,"" he won't appreciate it when you wink and say ""been working out-thanks for noticing."""
"Know why cowgirls are always bowlegged? Cowboys don't take their hats off while eating."
"Did you hear about the witch who turned her friend into an egg? She kept trying to poach her ideas."
"Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes? Sears."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!! haha funny fun pun so funny joke haha (upvote this) haha lol =)"
"Have you seen the Australian version of Breaking bad? He get's cancer and Medicare covers his costs and the series ends."