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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't British explorers dig latrines? They had pith helmets."
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"My number one rule to live by is: Don't die."
"That awkward moment when you're trying to get over someone you were never dating."
"Dicks are like LAYS potato chips... No one ever sucks JUST ONE!!"
"Any pizza at Pizza Hut is only $10. ANY! How is there still sadness in the world?"
"Hilary clinton joke Friend:What are you going to the party as Me:Hilary Friend:why Me:Aren't you supposed to be something scary Friend: ;-;"
"How do you get a homosexual man to have sex with a woman? Shit in her cunt"
"My horoscope said that I won't get along with Cancer... Nether do people in hospice care."
"What does Santa call his English Elves? Subordinate clauses. ... I'll see myself out."
"I heard diarrhea is hereditary It runs in your jeans"