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Joke of the Day
"Respectful Yo Mama Jokes"
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"Early to Bed and Early to Rise proves that . The Person has no Internet Connection...;-p"
"WHAT DO WE WANT? no more interruptions! WHEN D now!"
"36 - 24 - 36 - 24 - 36 - 24 - 36 - 24 - 36? Haha. Only if she's a giant caterpillar."
"What do romantic fish sing to each other? Salmon-chanted evening !"
"I got 99 problems... and having a triple-digited number of problems ain't one."
"Jesus take the wheel Carlos you take the stereo, and Roberto, you take lookout."
"What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild? A $100 bill."
"Ever since those 2 weeks in 2008 when no one noticed I was missing, I won't go into a corn maze without a machete."
"What happened when the fat woman backed into the airplane propeller? Disaster."