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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross an aged marsupial with a con game? The old switcheroo."
Next Joke
"What is brown and sticky? A stick"
"Long story short, hitler beat me up and has my time machine."
"If you don't want to be there today, just say ""I'm just here for the food and hopefully some good commercials. Also congrats on the wedding"""
"Definitely not an hypochondriac I'm not an hypochondriac but I fear I'll become one."
"What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped"
"What file does a Knight store his music on? A **MIDI**-val file."
"Headline: ""Female-named hurricanes kill more than male hurricanes because people don't respect them, study finds"". AKA, ""My eye is up here""."
"what do you call a mentally unstable ursine that lives in the antarctic? A bi-polar bear."
"I'd like to say something nice about you as it's your birthday. Why don't you? Because I can't think of a single thing to say!"