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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog? On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside."
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"my girlfriend's family is quite religious. i remember first time we stayed at her parents's house. but her dad wouldn't let us sleep together. which is a shame because he is so attractive."
"Saw a post stating ""taking it one day at a time,"" so I responded ""me too. That's how days work."""
"What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile."
"When professors with tenure need a quick snack Do they eat academia nuts?"
"I thought it was a booger... But itsnot."
"I keep fixing my door every time my British friend leaves He always brexit."
"What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages? Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American."
"Q: What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning? A: Straight talk."
"Cop: What happened? Me: A Smart Car hit one of those little Fiats. Cop: Can you describe the accident. Me: Adorable?"