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Joke of the Day

"I used to be in to S & M, Necrophilia, and Beastiality... But then I realized I was beating a dead horse."

"Yeah.. 2 Girls 1 Cup I used to fap to that til I realized it wasn't ice cream."

"Did you know the Bible forbids sunbathing in Greece? That means it is a sin to go to Cos and get a tan."

"A Shout Out to all the beautiful women who don't need to dress half naked to get a man's attention. Stay classy! The rest of you, come with me."

"You and I are like ass cheeks... we're still together after all the shit that's gone between us."

"FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL Q: What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school? A: Bison"

"What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese? A paradux"

"two ants are fighting on a toilet seat One of them gets pissed off."

"What did one bunny say to the other bunny? ""There's a sale on at the carrot store!"""

"What's Hitler's favorite music genre? Reich and Roll"