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Joke of the Day

"Did you know the Bible forbids sunbathing in Greece? That means it is a sin to go to Cos and get a tan."

"""I'm so nervous,... ...this is the first time that I'm with a prostitute."" ""Just relax and tell me what you like."" ""I like turtles"" :-)"

"What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire? ""Holy smoke!"""

"2016 is almost coming to an end Surprise MFs. I have a leap second added to me."

"I know Tinder is gonna help me meet the right person because all it takes is a mutual like of Virgin America on Facebook."

"How many bees do you need in a bee choir ? A humdred !"

"Did you hear about the doctor who fell into a well? He should have been attending to the sick and left the well alone."

"Why do some places have keys for the restroom? They're afraid somebody might steal their shit."

"Review of ""grandma"": slow, slow-witted, terrified of technology, can't bench for shit, no karate, basically racist "

"black guy drank too much water and the black eyed peas"