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Joke of the Day

"What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese? A paradux"

"Wait just a minute! You're not Jennifer Aniston! Oh, you got me with that avi. Well played. I knew it was to good to be true."

"Jack and coke don't go together because Jack is a recovering addict."

"What Is Bluetooth ? When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing"

"What song does a dwarf pimp sing? high ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go"

"[1st date] DATE: When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME [leans across] Oh really? DATE: Yes"

"""oh cool a sewer level"" --nobody, ever, playing any video game, ever"

"Poker No YouPorn I do not want to play poker, I'm at work."

"Dyslexia didn't stop Mark Twain being a great writer He didn't even suffer from it."

"""Bro she's a cold digger"" [later with gf] Do you only want me for my germs? [she stops licking my face] Why would you ask that?"