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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who ate so many creole sausages that he had a fatal heart attack? They were his andouille-ing. [I'll see myself out...]"

"Why is it important for pious Muslim girls to wear the hijab? So that the semen doesn't keep getting in their hair."

"So a cannibal is walking through the jungle... And he passes his neighbor."

"Why are sinks depressed? People look down on them."

"How do you turn a cock into a clock? Put two hands and a face on it."

"Did yall see the Ebola donation thing that popped up on Face Book the other day? I clicked not now, because I thought it was some kind of virus."

"it's never okay to hit a woman ! wipe her make up and fight her man to man"

"Underwear isn't protecting you from your pants. It's protecting your pants from YOU! Another conspiracy uncovered."

"* Knock knock. - Who is there? * It's the police. We have received complaints about the noise."

"Breakfast Bacon, Eggs, and Toast walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."""