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Joke of the Day

"How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they have to do it during dinner."

"What do you call a politician that can play brass? Donald trumpet"

"What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon? the cow didn't make it."

"There's two fish in a tank !!!"

"Lobotomy is the solution for all mental illnesses It's a no brainer"

"I walked to the bus stop. This morning I walked to the bus stop and I saw a man there, drinking out of a paper bag. So I said, ""Morning!"" to be friendly And he said, ""Nah I'm just an alcoholic."""

"A bIack man walks into a bar... and his cell mate laughs his ass off."

"If you do something right once, someone will ask you to do it again."

"What does a barcode say if he bumps into another barcode? SKU me"

"My girlfriend played the cello and I loved it. But recently she gave up the cello and took up the violin, so I had to break up with her. Because I'm all about that bass, no treble."