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Joke of the Day
"There's two fish in a tank !!!"
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"What's white, plastic, and not suitable for ages 5 and under? Michael Jackson"
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"I often say to myself, ""I can't believe that cloning machine worked."""
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"I just got told by my dentist that he is homosexual. Bloody Tooth Fairy!"
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