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Joke of the Day
"Yesterday I saw a squirrel swimming... it was really cool. I have never seen that before."
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"What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar? Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one."
"Can I take your order? Yeah, lemme get a McRib and a large Coke. Sir, this is Wallgreens OK, make it a bottle of Xanax, and some Pringles"
"Kinda rude of my neighbors to be burning leaves before I had a chance to blow mine into their yard."
"What if soy milk... ...is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?"
"mathematician Why do mathematicians only count up to 287? Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue."
"What do you call a stereotypical flan? A quiche"
"(My mother's proudest creation) What do you call it when you lobotomize terrorists? Simplifying Radicals. Yes, she's a math teacher."
"Did you hear the one about the gynecologist who was looking for a job? He could never find an opening."
"Why Can't Foster Kids Play Baseball? ""They Don't Know Where Home Is!"" Daniel , Reddit Clown"