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Joke of the Day
"A pirate, a chicken and a train enter a bar. ""what can I get you?"" ARR BKAWK CHOO CHOO"
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"chocolate just tastes better when you pretend a fat German kid drowned in it"
"What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea? He went home and drowned in his tea pee."
"Why couldn't the bike stand on its own? It was two tired"
"What do you call it when you dream about getting married? Bed wedding."
"They say real girls ain't never perfect, perfect girls ain't never real."
"4: How do you spell no? Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound? 4: Batman? (Spelling is hard)"
"A comedian dressed up as Santa tells a joke to a man The man laughs so hard he can't stop and is about do die. Just before he dies, though, he looks at the comedian and says, ""You sleigh me."""
"What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? The fridge doesn't fart when you pull out the meat."
"Two nuns are riding their bicycles to the Vatican First nun shouts to the other ""I've never come this way before!"" The second nun replies ""don't worry it's just the cobblestones."""