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Joke of the Day
"What does a Knight do at night? Nighty Night"
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"I saw a train today... It seemed really angry."
"What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson liked to rape little boys."
"What was King Arthur's favourite game? Knights and crosses!"
"""Sorry"" seems to be the hardest word? There's ""Worcestershire,"" ""anemone"" & ""otorhinolaryngologist."" But whatever."
"Babe are you a clock? Cause you're the bomb"
"What do you call a pregnant air hostess Pilot error"
"how to hot dogs: 1) ""read"" hot dogs instructions 2) place 5 to 60 hot dogs in warm microwave or sink 3) add 1 piece of ketchup 4( drink"
"My mum told this hilarious joke whilst we were taking groceries into the flat ""Take multiple trips"""
"they used to allow cell phones on airplames but the pasengers kept textimg the pilots to do loop-de-loops & barrel rols. it was too rad"