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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend just told me, I'm sorry I am married."
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"When a man falls off a boat, you say, ""Man overboard!"" What do you say when a woman falls off a boat? ""Full speed ahead!"""
"Making a good baby joke is easy But the delivery is a bitch."
"I'm constantly amazed that only 26 letters in the alphabet can produce so much bullshit."
"What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called? A theocracy."
"If you get a present from me with scissors and a roll of tape trapped under the wrapping paper, I'm gonna need those back."