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Joke of the Day
"When is the one time when no doesn't mean no? When a woman rejects feminism."
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"A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine ...with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."""
"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I live in Canada. So, free health care."
"What are the fattest letters? O.B.C.D"
"What Kind Of Bagel Can Fly? A Plain Bagel."
"What looks ridiculous and is often spotted on top of an asshole? Donald Trump's Hair."
"A guy goes to the doctor... The doctor says ""You have to stop masturbating."" The guy says ""Why?"" The doctor says ""...because I'm trying to take your blood pressure."""
"What is red and crawls up your leg? An abortion with homesickness."
"Posing with your cat to attract men is like posing with your cat to attract men,"
"window shopping why do the wealthy put their garbage in clear plastic bags? so the rest of us can go window shopping"