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Joke of the Day

"What looks ridiculous and is often spotted on top of an asshole? Donald Trump's Hair."

"Told my doctor I wanted him to check my prostate without lube He put both his hands on my shoulders and went to town"

"""Bob's here"" Bob the surgeon or Bob who just pretends he's a surgeon? ""We only know one Bob and he's an accountant"" *arm falls off*"

"Everything is made in China... Except for babies, they are made in vachina."

"What's a bigger problem, ignorance or apathy? I don't know and i don't care."

"Why was the baseball team hot? It didn't have any fans!"

"What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady? We would never know cuz he cant stand up"

"What do communists and feminists have in common ... They cannot change anything."

"[REPOST] How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him."

"I found a wallet today and as a good Christian I thought ""what would Jesus do?"" ... so I turned it into wine."