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Joke of the Day
"What is red and crawls up your leg? An abortion with homesickness."
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"How do you tell off a toilet? Tell them to eat shit."
"I'm extending the weekend one MORE day for everyone. I talked to your boss, (s)he said no problem as long as you dress slutty on wed."
"Fear does not exist in this dojo. And neither does air conditioning or proper ventilation, so you will all be sparring in your underwear."
"DM: This person is writing offensive posts about you. ME: Oh cool, you follow my wife! Tell her I said hi!"
"The Hispanic fruit cup locks eyes with the beautiful lady across the bar... He makes his move, walks over and says ""why, Jello there"""
"When you're as good at levitation as I am... It's hard to keep your feet on the ground."
"What's the best part of two lesbians marrying? Two cooks in the house."
"Mission Impossible Six announced. Will be their hardest mission yet... Getting a job in this economy."
"Dear toilet paper makers, We've all unexpectedly run out at some point. Please make the tube in the middle softer. Sincerely, Our asses."