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Joke of the Day

"What do drunk female pirates like to give up? DA BOOTY!"

"Make sure you your hands if you shit your pants Atleast be sanitary"

"A recent earthquake has wiped out Etchisketchistan"

"Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool? Don Juan de Marco Polo."

"The crowd at this bar is so young someone just got slimed."

"Jesus was talking to a crowd... Jesus was talking to a crowd, explaining he was the son of God. Everyone in the crowd said ""Nah, No way!"" Jesus stood up and said ""Yahweh!"""

"Why british wete at war with nazi germany? Because they couldnt afford another Aryans stealing their tea."

"Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed? The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out"

"What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for? Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)"

"Stephen Harper lost the Canadian election. He was given aboot."