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Joke of the Day
"What do drunk female pirates like to give up? DA BOOTY!"
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"SEX DICK: What's ur favorite planet? VAG: URANUS!!!!"
"Finally got in to an exercise routine and I've lost over 100 pounds!! I'm from England, and exercise equipment is pretty expensive."
"I just found a halloween candy on my lawn and ate it. So I guess I AM able to live off the land if I ever needed to."
"Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she has no arms"
"A sunrise is probably the most beautiful way to find out you just made a series of bad decisions."
"What would Triple H and Jenna Jameson's adult film be called? The Piledriver: No Holes Barred"
"What travels down an alley and is full of holes? Batman's Parents."
"How do you get negative inflation ? Deflation."
"""let's put computers and keyboards in our cars. now let's go catch all the people typing on tiny keyboards in their cars"" - cops"