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Joke of the Day

"Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool? Don Juan de Marco Polo."

"Camels don't mind carrying Arabs around... They just think they smell like Shi'ite."

"Did you know Han Solo had an employment agency? Han Jobs"

"I went to my first Muslim birthday party yesterday Most of the party games were normal, but fuck me pass the parcel was scary."

"I wonder what Cannibals & Aztecs would say, watching civilized people eat symbolic hearts of loved ones on Valentine's Day."

"What do you call a cow that gets an abortion? De-calf-inated"

"I don't want to tell an anal joke... But fuck it."

"My version of a haunted house is hitting yes when an ATM asks me if I'd like to see my balance."

"Trev's antisocial challenge: walk up to the first coworker you see and say, ""I'm sorry you feel threatened by my triceps."""

"After reviewing Spielberg's WWII movies I can't decide which actor is superior, Tom Hanks in ""Saving Private Ryan"" or Sarah Jessica Parker in ""War Horse."""