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Joke of the Day

"Why does Daenerys Targaryen listen to Hoagy Carmichael? Because she's got Jorah on Her Mind."

"The official carriers of India and Pakistan. because of the risk factors: Pakistan International Airlines or PIA is expanded to Please Inform Allah. Air India or AI is expanded to Already Informed."

"whats the difference between the USA and a yogurt? If you leave a yogurt unwatched for 500 years it will develop its own culture."

"Everyone on here complains about ""the hivemind"" and ""circlejerk"" ruining the site I don't get it, it's not like it's Comcast or anything?"

"No children were harmed in making this status. Ignored perhaps, but certainly not harmed..."

"A guy walks into a bar with a bit of asphalt. He walks up to the bar tender and says 'I'll have a beer and one for the road'."

"Micky Mouse is in divorce court The judge says, ""So you, uh, want to divorce your wife because she's crazy?"" And Mickey says, ""Um, no, I think what you heard me say is that she's fucking Goofy!"""

"How do you fix a broken rock. Geosporin."

"I accidentally swallowed some thread a few days ago, and passed it out today. I shit you knot."

"What did the Jewish child molester say to the kid? Hey kid, do you want to buy some candy?"