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Joke of the Day

"I just found a half eaten hotdog inside of a Mr.Potatohead in the hamper. Living with a toddler is like living with a tiny hammered person."

"Just saw a commercial for ""affordable napkins"" and now I feel stupid for buying all these diamond-encrusted ones."

"Reddit, what is your best one-two line joke? I heard one recently, what do you get when you put TNT in a bra? Tit bits."

"What do you do after you've just licked the softest, sweetest, pussy in the world? Put it back in the crib."

"How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France? Your heart goes ""pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."""

"I like extremes. I want a nerd, but he's gotta be an extreme nerd. Like I don't even want to understand what he's talking about."

"A fish swims into a wall Dam"

"I tried really hard to make a punny italian joke. but it was impastable"

"The worst part about being stoned at work is realizing it's your day off."

"How did we build a tunnel to china? A jew found a dollar in a hole."