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Joke of the Day

"Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind? Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm"

"Every fight is a food fight when you're a cannibal."

"2 Packets of Crisps were walking down the street. A man in a van pulls up beside them and go "" Would you guys like a lift?"" The Crisps replied "" No Thanks we're **walkers**"""

"Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together? A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!"

"How do you get beer from root beer? You pour it in a square glass."

"Shia Labeouf got rejected for a job he applied for... During a practice run he caused negative results. Apparently he wasn't what the suicide hotline was looking for."

"A family walks into a r/jokes hotel and the father goes to the front desk and says ""I hope the reposts are disabled."" the guy at the desk replies ""it's all reposts here you sick fuck"""

"I want to get a job cleaning mirrors It's just something I could see myself doing"

"A grasshopper walks into a bar bartender says...""Hey, we have a drink named after you."" Grasshopper says ""You have a drink named Jeff?"". budum pshhhh."

"Why did Bill Cosby go to Japan with a bag of roofies? He had Jello fever!"