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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't a skeleton fall in love with a human. maybe it's Because the skeleton doesn't have a heart."

"Q. Have you heard the latest scandal? A. Dr. Pepper was drunk at a party."

"Whats the difference between jam and marmalade??NSFW You can't marmalade your cock up someone's ass"

"I didn't have a headache until you pulled your pants down."

"What do you call a Chinese guy when he's laughing? Lmao"

"What did the Networking manager tell his assistant about working late? Tell my wifi won't be home for dinner."

"I heard today is World Alzheimer's Day Sorry, I just forgot."

"The real oldest yo mama joke... ...yo mama"

"You should be my grillfriend. Not a typo, girl. You're hot enough to cook meat on."

"- Let's get wasted! - No, I have a good job now, a great woman I love, and it's time to grow up. - ???? - Just kidding, few min lol"