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Joke of the Day

"Two condoms are walking down the street... ...they pass a gay bar and one turns to the other and says, ""wanna go in there and get shitfaced?"""

"I have a new doctor. He wanted to check my prostate and I told him that I don't do that on the first appointment."

"What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?? Attire"

"B2.... or not B2... That might be the number. --Shakespearean Bingo Caller"

"[after raking leaves into a pile on my lawn] ME: ah, perfect. these leaves are all tidy and there is nothing that can change this"

"Q. What is the color of the wind? A. Blew."

"I am known all over the world for my tendency to exaggerate."

"I love the homosexual church In the name of the father, the son, the holy spirit; gay men"

"What's the difference between a refreshing beverage and an angry dragon? One hits the spot..."

"Ever feel a little ""too"" relaxed? Is your day going ""pretty ok""? Are you enjoying doing a thing? Introducing ""Panic Attacks"" Panic AttacksTM"