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Joke of the Day
"My boyfriend is so cute I decided to get another."
Next Joke
"Look at me! I'm a morning person! Let's work out! Get worms! Drive garbage trucks! Use exclamation points!"
"I used to think Paul Walker was Gay Turns out he's flamming"
"Why did the math student fail his exam? He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)"
"In my defense, your baby was crying before I dropped it."
"Whats the difference between a prostitute and a bowling ball? You can't fit a prostitute in a bowling ball."
"Are you from the 316? Because you're an stone cold stunner. Edit: Stone not ice Thanks /u/cvillemade"
"Sometimes its better to eliminate the problem rather than trying to solve it."
"Why couldn't the rainbow trout get on the same level as his father? Because he was too flambouyant."
"What do climate change scientists and Donald Trump have in common? Each is desperately hoping the other is a hoax."