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Joke of the Day
"German men like their women like they like their beer Full."
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"Why don't Jews live on Jupiter? Because its a gas planet!"
"I put suicide notes next to roadkill so their animal families have some closure."
"[1st date] *stuffing face* sorry i eat a lot when im nervous 'u know ur eating a candle right?' yah *points to napkin* u gonna finish that"
"X-rays are dangerous, they were probably less harmful when they were just rays, but after the breakup..."
"[Marriage Counseling] Her: he always mixes two common sayings together that aren't relevant Me: well, blood is thicker than the early bird"
"I was going to photograph my food but then I ate it. I hope I don't get kicked off Instagram for that kind of behaviour."
"What did the salmon say when it hit the wall? ""Dam"""
"Knock Knock Knock - Knock Whos There? Horrible god awful joke that sucks really really bad. Horrible god awful joke that sucks really really bad WHO? This one."
"Bread: For when you want to wrap your food with other food, then eat it."