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Joke of the Day
"Why did the boy stare at his orange juice for so long? Because it said, Concentrate."
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"If you get robot arms don't get the cheap ones [starts clapping for no reason]"
"saying monkeys r ur favorite animal is basically saying u like a shorter, hairier version of urself who can only communicate by screaming"
"Knock Knock Who's there? Allah Allah Who? ALLAHU ACKBAR!!!! *explosions*"
"Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie."
"Pooped without my phone this morning, just like Gandhi."
"You think you can take me, tough guy? I'd like to see you try. Seriously, anywhere fun you might be going. Take me with."
"It took me 4 attempts to type ""my dignity"". Autocorrect kept changing it to ""HAHAHAHAHAHA"""
"""Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa"" - the soundtrack to every Middle Eastern scene in every Hollywood movie."
"I used poo to wash my hair. What a sham! Poo doesn't work at all!"