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Joke of the Day
"Damn girl are you community college? Because you pretty much just let anyone in."
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"What do you call a drunk Muslim? Hammad. What do you call a really drunk Muslim? Mohammad"
"Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad? ...because William Shatner"
"Recent studies have shown that several species of shrimp have randomly died while migrating to other seas or oceans I guess they were accident prawn"
"What do you call a booth babe at Apple's events? ICandy"
"Vidi vini Me looking at ancient Etruscan nudes"
"Where did Suzie go after the bombing? Everywhere"
"Why does being a Chinese knight suck? Because everyone always aims for the chink in the armor."
"Poor Brain... It got to named itself, but was dyslexic, so Brian it was not."
"Learn cursive, they said. You'll need it your whole life, they said."