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Joke of the Day
"Damn girl are you community college? Because you pretty much just let anyone in."
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"If Donald Trump replaces Obama.... ...Does that mean Orange is the new Black?"
"Breaking up with Japanese Girls. I hate to breakup with Japanese girls because you have to drop the bomb twice before they get it."
"*Bricks getting laid* Brick Layer: ""Oh yeah! You like that shit don't you!"""
"Two deer walk out of a gay bar... And one turns to the other and says ""Dude, I can't believe I blew thirty bucks in there"""
"Chicago is definitely the windy city. A man in a fur suit and fur hat just asked me if I've been blown today."
"My girlfriend told me she wanted to wake up to Oral I don't know what she expected but it sure as hell wasn't a dick in her mouth"
"What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant..."
"What is the world's leading cause of hearing loss? Religion."
"Q: How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None-there weren't any light bulbs in the 13th century."