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Joke of the Day

"I bought a book yesterday: ""101 Uses For Binary"". However, when I got home I was very disappointed to find it only contained five."

"My neighbor is Indian and every night when he comes home he punches his wife... 6:30 pm, right on the dot."

"A good old Dubya joke Why does Larua always have to be on top when she and Dubya have sex? Becuase all he can do is fuck up."

"New business name slogans Tawnya's Cleaning Service: I'm not willing to clean my own home, but I'll clean the shit outta yours! What do you think?"

"They say anal sex is like your first car... you might not like it but your dad will give it to you anyway!"

"New 10 dollar bill did you hear about the new 10 dollar bill with a women on it ? ... it's only worth $7.70"

"Punish your cat by lint rolling him until he is completely gone."

"""But... I can fix us!"" the rocket scientist sobbed, as his wife picked up her suitcase. ""Jim,"" she whispered. ""This isn't rocket science."""

"Did you know Justin Bieber has an 8 inch cock? Yeah, but it's up his ass and it belongs to Usher"

"Did you hear about the comedian who was arrested for domestic violence? He was a real niece slapper."