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Joke of the Day

"I bought a book yesterday: ""101 Uses For Binary"". However, when I got home I was very disappointed to find it only contained five."

"People say the World Cup in Qatar is a bad thing... But when it's all over they're going to have some great stadiums to behead women in..."

"What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the First Period."

"Really the only advantage of a rainy day is that it is illegal to exercise."

"Yo dawg...pass me my 9mm I didn't realize these bolts were metric"

"Im a doctor and I saw an 85 year old patient with aids the other day.. Turns out they were hearing aids"

"A Mexican athlete finally got a medal at the Olympics. The police are still searching for him."

"From a shark's perspective, Jaws is a lot like Home Alone."

"Dear McDonald's, Thank you for not selling hot dogs. I don't think I could order a McWiener with a straight face."

"What letters are not in the alphabet? The ones in the mail of course!"