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Joke of the Day

"There are 2 kinds of people in this world; 1. People who like math A. People who hate math 3. People who really don't understand math"

"What do you call weed from Israel? MaraJEWjuana"

"1) Print out all your favstar trophies and fold them so they are 2D 2) Put them on your mantle 3) Invite dad over 4) Become favorite son"

"*wakes up at the crack of Dawn* *instantly regrets drunk dialing Dawn last night*"

"Wish my husband got a check from the NFL for all the refereeing he does from his recliner..."

"How do you beat George Foreman in a fight? Punch him in the grill"

"Hey look, Grandma! You made the cover of ""Didn't Make Me Any Cookies Weekly"" again. ""What good is she to anyone?"" it says."

"It is rude to Digg an article without first checking for gass, waterr or other utilityy lines."

"I named my dick the truth, because the truth hurts, and you can't handle the truth!"

"When my 9 year old gets off the phone with his girlfriend, I'm going to ask him for some dating advice."