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Joke of the Day

"Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers? They're all about force projection."

"What did the hooker say to the blind man? ""Come here"""

"Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away."

"A search party sounds like a fun way to look for someone."

"Ruth wasn't invited to the party. The people at the party were ruthless."

"Who wants to go to Florida with me? I heard the clubs are to die for."

"On Thanksgiving, how does Miley Cyrus stuff her bird? You don't want to know."

"What do you call a skinny, Islamic cow? A moo-slim."

"Why we don't give food to cannibals.. ..because they know how to feed for themselves."

"Dr. King Schultz wins the Oscar.. The white man profiting yet again at the expense of the black man."