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Joke of the Day

"Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away."

"What do you call a teacher who doesn't flatulate in public. A private tutor. -Credits to my cousin ;)"

"WIFE:Did you get the spaghetti? ME:Better. WIFE:Better? ME:Look at this crazy, wild spaghetti I found outside! *hands just full of snakes*"

"What's the best way to knock out a dog? with a woofie."

"What do you call the hair of a centaur? Humane."

"What do you call a mexican guy with a rubber toe? Roberto"

"Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? A: I'm bigger than you!"

"My Girlfriend crashed the car into a post today... It's no joke. The car is ruined and I am in serious pain."

"What's the difference between Jews and Boy Scouts Boy Scouts come back from camp."

"My ex is such a loser that if there was a competition for the world's biggest loser, he'd still only win 2nd place."