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Joke of the Day

"Woman wearing sweatshirts I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it. So I said 'Implants?' She hit me."

"What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!"

"What's ET short for? He's only got little legs"

"Exit signs are all the rage these days But I think they're on the way out"

"What kind of appointment is always at the wrong time. Dis appointment"

"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a licensed six offender."

"A naked women robbed a bank.... A naked women robbed a bank. Nobody could remember her face"

"If what you don't know can't hurt you, you're invulnerable."

"A man has three testicles. He goes to the doctor and says, ""Doc, I have one more testicle than you."" The doctor replies, ""Really? You have eight?"""

"A love letter from a biscuit maker to a girl: Dear marie, today is good day, you are anmol for me, But u have crack jacked my heart, because i have a little heart, And now i m in 50/50 position."