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Joke of the Day
"Decadent: Posessing only ten teeth."
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"What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii? Aloha Snackbar!"
"Nerdy pickup line. Hey baby, Are you uranium because I'm Iodine and if it was up to me I would rearrange the periodic table around and put U and I together. ;)"
"My wife dressed up as a police woman last night and giggled, ""You're being charged with being good in bed..."" After two minutes she said she was dropping the charge due to lack of evidence."
"Girls are a lot like universities... I spend hours looking at them, only to realise I can't get into any of them."
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"My superpower is turning ""never again"" to ""ok, one more time"""
"My phone autocorrected killed to kilt. Well plaid, phone. Well plaid."
"Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta? Because ""made of bread"" was already taken by Jesus."
"What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies? Bingo"