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Joke of the Day

"A man stormed into my barbershop, claiming he'd gotten fleas from coming here... So I checked. Just as I suspected, it was all lice."

"How do you know that Adam and Eve were white? Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man?"

"I'm taking up cross-stitch so I can make handmade gifts for all the girls in my life Cause bitches get stitches. (though I won't have as many once this stupid joke gets out.)"

"Her: u have a choice its me or the megaphone Me: fine Her: good Me: [puts megaphone directly to her ear] I THINK WE SHOULD SEE OTHER PEOPLE"

"Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live."

"you know whats great about alzhemiers? nevermind i forget"

"You aren't going to believe who the most amazing person is. Just read the first two words!"

"Most meth cooks start by clicking on an ad to make $500-$800 a day working from home."

"What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates? Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC."

"What is better then roses on a piano? Tulips on your organ."