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Joke of the Day
"You're sweeter than 3.14"
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"The teacher asked... - ""Why did you bring your cat today Jimmy?"" - He replied, crying, ""Because I heard my daddy tell mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy once Jimmy leaves for school!'"""
"DIY - previous owners thought a bright red living room a good idea. 12 coats of heavy duty primer later... This Kilz the walls."
"I hate when I'm beating my grandma in Mario Kart and she kicks the controller out my hands."
"""Help! Someone has been killed at the dance!"" Ok, well calm down. We don't want any panic at the disco."
"What did the Giant say to the cripple? Hodor. Hodor! Hodor!"
"Obama and Putin are fighting over a phone charger. You might even say they're in a power struggle."
"How do you make Instagram worthy coffee? #nofilter"
"Have you heard about the type of hay made from oak leaves? Apparently it's OK"
"Thor isn't able to stay in hiding long He's not a very loki guy (yeah, still a bit iffy on the wording)"