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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cow... What do you call a cow with three legs? *Tri-tip.* What do you call a cow with two legs? *Lean beef.* What do you call a cow with no legs? *Ground beef.*"

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"I once went to a party with 10% battery life on my iPhone ...so you can shut the hell up about how scary D-Day at Normandy was, grandpa."
"Asked an artist how he draws women so well. He says ""I have a day job."""
"What did they call Hitler after he lost his hair? The Bald Eagle..... I'm here all day folks"
"""This sausage is the best!"" She said ""No,"" replied the German, ""it is the wurst!"""
"I am going to make a new app that will be like Twitter exclusively for kids! It will be called Sesame Tweet."
"I had a fight once. ""You should see the other guy!"" I said. My wife agreed. She's been seeing him for years now, they're a lovely couple."
"How do you make a hormone? Refuse to pay her"
"What happens when you don't pay your exorcist? ... You get repossessed."
"No human will ever understand humiliation like a dog who happens to run into a wolf while wearing a sweater."
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