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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cow... What do you call a cow with three legs? *Tri-tip.* What do you call a cow with two legs? *Lean beef.* What do you call a cow with no legs? *Ground beef.*"

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"How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb? You don't know man, you weren't there!"
"How do you know when spring is here? the Leafs are out!"
"""One man's trash is another man's treasure"" it's a great saying... but a terrible way to tell your kids that they're adopted."
"A joke my girlfriend came up with today... ""Can you let me out the basement for 5 minutes?"""
"I like my women like I like my coffee. Irish."
"I have an inferiority complex.. .. but it's not a very good one."
"Never iron a four leaf clover... You don't want to press your luck."
"Did you hear what happened to the computer programmer? His wife told him, ""while you are out, buy some eggs."" He never came back."
"What language do bill boards use? Sign language."
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