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Joke of the Day
"What did the hat say to the scarf? You hang around here while I go on ahead."
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"How do subscribers of r/jokes like their ribs? Tickled."
"What does a man say after sex? Nothing, he's happy and content with life."
"What do you call ice cream that robs a bank? Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit."
"How is a penis and a paycheck the same? Neither one is big enough to satisfy your wife"
"A lot of people have a fear of flying. Not me. I have a fear of crashing and dying. #pussies #imbrave"
"What do you get when you have a mothball in each hand? One happy big-assed moth!"
"supermarketes become so much more terrifying if you find a product with the word instant' and replaec it with sudden'"
"My Friendster account was hacked. Now I'm being extorted for all those testimonials I wrote. Said no one ever."
"Why isn't suntanning an Olympic sport? Because the best you can get is bronze."