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Joke of the Day

"What do you call ice cream that robs a bank? Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit."

"You can call me a ""simpleton"" if you choose. But I ask you this. What is that. What is simpleton, is that like a good or bad thing, not sure"

"I buy all my guns from a guy called 'T-Rex' He's a small arms dealer"

"I love u it's my favourite vowel"

"Just told my four year old daughter there's a skeleton inside of her and made her cry."

"One hundred bacteria walk into a bar... of soap and get eradicated. There is only one survivor."

"Psychic porn stars always see it coming."

"masquerade I went to a masquerade wearing nothing but roller-skates. I went as a pull toy."

"Jesus fed 5000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish But Hitler made 6 million Jews toast"

"When people tell me I'm a nerd for being good at math... ...I simply tell them that I'll add a knife to my hand, divide all their blood vessels, and subtract them from this world."