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Joke of the Day

"supermarketes become so much more terrifying if you find a product with the word instant' and replaec it with sudden'"

"Did you hear about the corduroy pillow? It's making head lines...."

"I heard your mom won a gold medal! I didn't even know they had sumo wrestling at the Olympics!"

"Men that know the difference between moist and wet, know the difference between failure and success"

"Saw geese flying in a v formation and my friend asked me if I knew why one side was longer than the other. More geese dumbass."

"What did the Canadian say when asked what he thought about stereotypes? Eh."

"last night I did a poo and in it was a tied up length of rope I shit you knot"

"What do you call a racist Chinese person A ricist"

"People are forgetting that illegals are ""stealing"" jobs that no one else wants like the job of being Donald Trump's wife"

"I asked my racist granddad what does he think should be illegal... His reply, quite unsurprising, was ""Youth in Asia"" ."