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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a car top? You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!"
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"On this occasion of Chinese New Year I would like to ask all my Chinese friends. Of all the utensils that were invented to eat rice with... How the f**k did two sticks win?"
"Shout out to... ...baseball players who have three strikes."
"Call a girl beautiful 1,000 times and they will never notice. Call her ugly once and she'll never forget. Because elephants never forget."
"Because one Duran just wasn't enough."
"Prostitution problems are had in Canada because... We use $1 and $2 coins. You can't throw those at strippers. Some of us ignore this problem and use Canadian Tire money."
"The only thing I arouse is suspicion."
"What do you call an african american in a 3 piece suit? The defendant."
"Yeah but how do misinformed people feel about it?"
"Vacuuming My vacuum cleaner sucks!"