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Joke of the Day

"Something which has never occurred since time immemorial A young woman did not fart in her husband's lap. -- Some Sumerian, 1900 BC"

"The difference between Jazz Hands and Blues Hands... The number of fingers and where you tell people to put them."

"Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers? Because they only use half pipes."

"If you are on fire, my advice would be to get off fire."

"Lisa never talks about her younger brother, Lava Lampanelli."

"Church basketball What do you call a group of nuns who's into basketball? Slam NUNk Who's their MVP? Stephen Mary"

"Feeling tired as you struggle to get through the day? There's a nap for that."

"Im absolutely exhausted, would you believe I have spent all week road testing penny farthings..... My feet haven't touched the ground."

"What would you call Hitler if he had a child? A DILF"

"I'm acutely dyslexic and often forget my route home. AMA! Sorry, wrong bus!"