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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst thing to come across while browsing the internet? Your keyboard."

"How did they get from one floor of the Death Star to another? In the elevader!"

"What did the mathematician do when he was constipated? He worked it out with a pencil"

"Why did the elevator take antidepressants? It was feeling down"

"How does it feel to crash a rental car? It Hertz."

"What was the dentist's horrific gastronomical invention? Tartar sauce."

"Did ya hear about the Mexican who kept washing his dog? They were spic and spaniel"

"It may not be ""politically correct"" to say this... ...but there are over one million U.S Senators."

"officer: give me your name me: then what am I going to use?"

"How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man? None"