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Joke of the Day
"What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheeeeeettttt!"
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"My girlfriends 2 year old nephew loves trucks. His first word was truck. He points at every truck he sees and talks about trucks in his sleep. I guess you could day he's semi crazy"
"Success is like pregnancy... Everyone congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it."
"I used to want to be a banker.... but I lost interest."
"Why does Saturday stink? Because it has a turd in it."
"A Redditor walked into a We took too long to load this page for you. Try again and hopefully we'll be fast enough this time."
"Damn girl are you my dad? Because you're not there"
"Principal: Do you do your homework? Kid: Now & Then Principal: Where do you do it? Kid: Here & There Principal: Put him in the closet!!! Kid: Hey When will I get out? Principal: Oh sooner or later"
"What is the KKK's favorite soup? Clan chowder"
"Only in math problems can you buy 60 cantaloupes and nobody asks what the hell is wrong with you."