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Joke of the Day
"Why was the pianist arrested? He was caught playing in A minor."
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"Doctor, doctor... I have a cold and feel like I'm about to explode... ...well sit down and blow your nose up!"
"[highspeed chase] ANCIENT GREEK COP: Damn they're getting away *turns on Siren* [several nearby ships are lured to their doom]"
"I accidentally sent a photo of my penis to everyone in my address book. Not only was it really embarrassing but it cost a fortune in stamps."
"What is Chuck Norris' only weakness? Cancer"
"Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig? He knows a little ham goes a long way."
"How do you get rid of a fat ghost? Exorcise it."
"*Shoves a guy* I think you mean the SECOND biggest ""The Sound of Music"" fan on earth, bro."
"Stop fcukin whining about being alone and lower your standards like the rest of us."
"My sex-life is like a Ferrari, I don't have a Ferrari"