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Joke of the Day
"Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? It runs through your jeans."
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"Hamlet, but starring a pig. We call it: Hamlet. Let me explain"
"My doctor told me I need to stop masturbating. I guess it was kinda getting in the way of the physical."
"Mom 1: My son's gonna be a pro baseball player Mom 2: Mines gonna be a doctor Me: My son shows strong signs of being able to escape prison"
"Give A Man A Fish Give a man a fish and he'll say, ""This is incorrect; I ordered a Big Mac"". Teach a man how to fish and he'll say, ""What the fuck kind of McDonald's is this, anyway?"""
"Why is Santa always jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live."
"A math joke told to me by another redditor... So... What did the integral say to the equation? ""I don't even..."""